Quick crack RP right now.
Weiss came into the room and picked up Megami, throwing her onto his shoulder. He pointed to his brother. “Nero, you’re my best man.” He threw Ienzo a ring. “Ienzo, you’re going to be the ring bearer.” He squeezed the woman on his shoulder possessive. “Megami, you’re going to be my wife.”
Megami blinked. Then it registered what was happening. “What?! I’m not marrying you!” She struggled and kicked at him. “Weiss, this totally isn’t funny!”
Nero grinned, somehow already in a tuxedo (sans muzzle) and with his hair combed back. ”Of course brother. I’ll make the preparations.”
Weiss clasped his brother’s hand, ignoring what his future wife was saying.”Brother, you look so handsome. No doubt you will be the life of the party, even though this is spontaneous and I doubt many people will be attending. I love you brother!” He embraced him.
Megami was pretty sure her butt was pressed up against someone. She wasn’t sure who. “Seriously guys. Are you all on some kind of experimental drug? Or are you experiening mako madness?” Or maybe she had fallen down a rabbit hole. She was looking around for a bottle that could shrink her or a cake that could make her grow.
Nero eagerly returned the embrace, ignoring the woman for now. “And I you dear brother. And ah, it is not I, but you, who will be the center of attention. Just do remember to stay faithful during the reception.”
“Ah, do not worry my brother. My love for you only pales in comparison to my love for the su—Oh, you meant staying faithful to Megami. Right. Right. I will love the incubator of my future babies with great gusto. You will become a most wonderful uncle!” Weiss embraced his brother once more. Then he remembered that his future wife was on his shoulder. “We must prepare for the wedding! We must invite all of our relatives…who are we related to again?”