Quick crack RP right now.
Megami was pretty sure her butt was pressed up against someone. She wasn’t sure who. “Seriously guys. Are you all on some kind of experimental drug? Or are you experiening mako madness?” Or maybe she had fallen down a rabbit hole. She was looking around for a bottle that could shrink her or a cake that could make her grow.
Nero eagerly returned the embrace, ignoring the woman for now. “And I you dear brother. And ah, it is not I, but you, who will be the center of attention. Just do remember to stay faithful during the reception.”
“Ah, do not worry my brother. My love for you only pales in comparison to my love for the su—Oh, you meant staying faithful to Megami. Right. Right. I will love the incubator of my future babies with great gusto. You will become a most wonderful uncle!” Weiss embraced his brother once more. Then he remembered that his future wife was on his shoulder. “We must prepare for the wedding! We must invite all of our relatives…who are we related to again?”
Yeah, Megami was pretty sure that her butt was pressed up to someone’s face. At this point, she had stopped struggling so she wouldn’t accidentally kick Nero - just when did he get rid of all that stuff he normally had on? - although he might have deserved it for doing nothing to help her out of this predicament. Traitor. She was going to set fire to his home later for this. “Um, if the brofest isn’t done,l can you put me down now Weiss? My stomach’s starting to hurt.” She bet ten dollars they were both going to ignore her in favor of more bromance. She sighed and wondered what the wedding reception will be like.
“Me? An uncle, brother? I can only imagine the chaos that would ensue,” he responded with a hearty laugh as he stepped back. “Genesis is one. We could also invite the Remnants as well considering they are technically family.”
“A dozen children should be sufficient.” Weiss decided. “Yes, Genesis and the Remnants would be a good idea. We could invite them. Do you know how to contact them?”